Has anybody ever called you a Turkey? Why do they say that anyway? Are you a turkey because you waddle when you walk? Nah, that can't be right. Did you know that Big Bird's costume was made with four thousand turkey feathers.
Anyway, back to the Turkey thing. When I see a Turkey, he looks to me like he's struttin' his stuff and so I don't think that how you walk has anything to do with being called a Turkey.
The more I think of it the more I think it has to do with mental capacity. Turkey's are really dumb. That's it! Folks are calling you dumb when they call you a Turkey. I hear that the Turkey's are bred into profound stupidity. That causes me to really think twice if someone ever calls me a Turkey again. Oh well, enough of this Monday morning revelation.
Have a good time eating your dumb turkey this week!
